Hateful Things

I think it's always good to get things out of the way. Like hatred. You share with someone the things you hate, and if they hate them too, you have this bond that is unbreakable by Earthly things like religion or racism.

Like if you hate Hoobastank, well, we might as well get married. The reason I hate Hoobastank, whose name is so bad it resists all attempts to degrade farther, is simple: they suck. If someone can explain to me what the fuck "The Reason" is about, well, don't bother. Or why the video is about some dudes robbing some other dude. Keep those secrets of the universe to yourself.

But if you like say, Broken Social Scene, well that's awesome. You rock. But we aren't getting married.

Unless you can get Leslie Feist to sing "Lover's Spit" as we stand there in front of our families and I lift up your veil.